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FOX is asking the actors on The Simpsons to take a 45% pay cut. For more on this story, click here.
Hey, if Dan Castellaneta isn't interested, I will be happy to replace him, FOR SCALE!
Take a listen to Homer talking about the contract negotiation with his agent:
Salmonella bacteria found in ground turkey has sickened 77 people and spread to 26 states so far. Food manufacturing giant Cargill announced a voluntarily nationwide recall of 36 million pounds of ground turkey produced at its Springdale, Arkansas processing plant.
To learn more about what you can do to laugh at the current state of affairs, listen to the fake PSA I produced yesterday. Enjoy!
We came up with the perfect solution on how to deal with another painful season of MTV's "Jersey Shore":
Take the cast and have them star in programming on Discovery Channel's Shark Week! Listen below!!
Apparently Mr. Bin Laden had a video made of his last will and testament, and I have the audio! Yes, he actually willed some of his possessions to people. I can't imagine anyone wanting that camouflage field jacket, since it hasn't seen a washing machine in years. Take a listen. Thankfully we have a translator on this version.